Wednesday, February 28, 2018

THE FLYING PUBLIC IS MUCH SAFER NOW

TSA disclosed the following Airport Screening Results

2017 RESULTS FROM U.S. AIRPORTS FULL BODY SCANNING BY TSA

Terrorists Discovered - 0

Transvestites - 133

Hernias - 1,485

Hemorrhoid Cases - 3,172

Enlarged Prostates - 8,249

Balloons (heroin) in digestive tract - 274

Breast Implants - 859,350

Tampons – 47,294

Diamond ring inside vagina - 1

Penile Implants – 17,476

Lice in pubic area – 4,184

EDITOR’S NOTE: I really do not feel all that safe now. I wouldn’t want to sit near a passenger with lice.

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