JUSTIFIABLE ASSAULT

If you recall, Carrie Prejean, Miss California, was favored to win the Miss USA title. That was until she was asked a provocative question by one of the pageant’s judges, Mario Armando Lavandeira, Jr., a gossip blogger who goes under the name of Perez Hilton and calls himself "queen of all media." Hilton asked Prejean to express her views on gay marriage.

When Prejean answered the provocative religious and politically charged question by saying, "I believe that marriage should be between a man and a woman," her chances of being crowned Miss USA were doomed.

Fielding accusations that he cost Prejean the Miss USA title, Perez Hilton, countered by saying "Miss California lost because she's a dumb bitch." Later, the damn bitch (Hilton) had the audacity to say that Prejean should have "left her politics and her religion out because Miss USA represents all Americans" when in fact he was the one who brought the religious and political controversy to the pageant.

Now the openly gay Hilton is in the news again. It seems that the manager of the Black Eyed Peas took offense to something the damn bitch said during a heated argument with members of the band while they were in a Toronto nightclub. In his usual obnoxious style, Hilton directed "gay slurs" at the band members. Outside, in the club’s parking lot, the manager punched Hilton in the face, leaving him with a well deserved black eye.

The police charged the manager with assault. The "queen of all media" wasted no time filing a lawsuit claiming battery and intentional infliction of emotional distress.

I believe the wrong party has been charged in this episode. Personally, I am not the least bit interested in the details of this case. I am sure they are splattered all over the blogosphere. My only interest in this case is seeing justice done. For starters, I hope Hilton’s lawsuit will get its just deserves – DISMMISAL with payment ordered for the manager’s legal bills.

As far as I am concerned, that punch by the Black Eyed Peas manager which blackened Hilton’s eye constituted a justifiable assault. It would have been more appropriate had Hilton been charged with assault for striking the manager’s fist with his head. Every time that troublemaking bitch opens his big mouth, someone needs to smack him with a good one.