Saturday, October 24, 2009

EXPLAINING THE BIRDS AND BEES IN THE COMPUTER AGE

DADDY, HOW WAS I BORN?

A little boy goes to his father and asks, "Daddy, how was I born?" The father answers:

Well, son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!

Your mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your mom, and we met at a cyber-cafe.

We sneaked into a secluded room and googled each other. There your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.

As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall; and, since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little Pop-Up appeared that said:

“You Got Male!"

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