The Unconventional Gazette
June 16, 2015
God visited a woman and told her she must give up smoking, drinking and unmarried sex if she wants to get into heaven.
The woman said she would try her best.
God visited the woman a week later to see how she was getting on.
“Not bad,” said the woman, "I've given up smoking and drinking, but when I bent over to look in the freezer, my boyfriend caught sight of my long slender legs, pushed up my skirt, pulled my panties down to my knees and had sex with me right then and there."
"They don't like that in heaven," said God.
The woman replied: "They're not too happy about it in Costco either!"
1 comment:
I guess you can still get a good dry, hard salami at Costco.
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