Texas woman shits in pants to hide drugs during arrest, forcing officers to sift through her turds for the evidence
Associated Press
February 25, 2018
CORSICANA, Texas — Police say a Texas woman attempted to hide evidence during an arrest by defecating in her pants and using the feces to conceal drugs.
Officers in Corsicana, about 55 miles (88 kilometers ) south of Dallas, were investigating a report of a theft at a grocery store on Wednesday when they attempted to subdue a female suspect and take her into custody.
Police say they placed Shannen Martin in the back of a police cruiser where they say she intentionally defecated in her pants then hid a crack pipe, 2.3 grams of crack cocaine and a Valentine's Day card in her excrement.
Officers had to sift through the woman's feces to retrieve the evidence after Martin was booked on charges of tampering with evidence and possession of a controlled substance.
EDITOR’S NOTE: When I was working dope cases it was not unusual for dopers to hide their heroin inside a commode filled full of piss and shit, thinking we would refuse to search through that stinking, filthy mess.
2 comments:
Times really haven't changed as far as working dope is concerned. I once had a passenger in a stolen car I had pursued to a stop hide a watch box filled with meth in her coochie. A female deputy and a drug dog arrived. They located and removed the stash. The deputy even filed the dope charge for me and I took the driver and the stolen Cadillac. I felt sorry for the owner because the drug dog scratched the shit out of the car looking for dope.
I remember reading years ago, I think in one of Waumbaugh's books, about a character they killed The Shitter. (Maybe he was real, maybe fictional, I don't know.) He could shit on command. When he was about to be arrested he would shit himself so badly the cops didn't want to throw him in their patrol car. It allegedly got him out of several arrests.
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