Monday, February 19, 2018

FART FIGHT FOILS FLIGHT

by Bob Walsh

A Transavia flight from Dubai to Amsterdam made an emergency landing due to a fight on board over excessive farting.

A total of four people were removed from the aircraft when it landed in Vienna. Two of the passengers, sisters, allege that they had zero involvement in the altercation and are threatening legal action. None of the four were actually arrested, but all have been banned from future flights on Transavia.

The original incident involved two Dutchmen and another man. The Dutchmen complained of the third man's incessant farting and further complained that the flight crew made no effort to moderate the situation.

EDITOR'S NOTE: One could say the sisters suffered collateral fart damage.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

I have been assaulted by smell on fights too. It's no fun.