Monday, January 05, 2026

TAMPON TIM HANGING IT UP

By Bob Walsh

 


Tim Walz, the governor of Somalia-West, aka Minnesota, announced this morning that he is hanging up his run for his third term as governor.  He cited the unfair and biased reporting of the alleged massive fraud committed more-or-less openly by members of the Somali community against the government and his apparent lack of interest in this happening, as long as he benefited from it politically.

Damn, I wonder where Kamala is going to find another manly man to function as her road dog in her 2028 Presidential run?  I suppose Pot-Hole Pete would be available.

I wonder what he will do with himself now?  He could probably get a job as a poli-sci professor at a community college somewhere.  Or maybe a guest spot on The View.  Or the front man for the NRA.  

2 comments:

bob walsh said...

A M talk radio is now asserting that Tim is preparing to bail out of his current job as Governor. No sources being cited. Unless there is a direct line between him and some documented, or at least documentable, money I can't see him walking away from power, diminished though it may be.

Anonymous said...

Damn it Bob. I almost choked laughing.