Sunday, February 10, 2013


Says ‘Godless scientists are doing the work of the devil’

The Unconventional Gazette
February 9, 2013

Rev. Stanley Schmaltz, pastor of the Apostles of the Lord Church in Ash Flat, Arkansas, insists that the Book of Genesis is the only authority on the origin of man.

By The Reverend Stanley Schmaltz

Apostles of the Lord Church
February 9, 2013

ASH FLAT, ARKANSAS -- On Thursday, The New York Times reported that a team of bible bashing Godless researches led by Dr. Maureen A. O’Leary of Stony Brook University claims that mammals, including man, descended from a small insect-eating animal that existed millions of years ago and resembled a rat. First these heretics claimed that man descended from monkeys, now it’s rats. These ‘scientists’ will stop at nothing to cast doubt on the bible, especially on the Book of Genesis.

Those who doubt the Book of Genesis will surely go to Hell. Man did not descend from monkeys, least of all from a rat. God created the world in six days. On the sixth day the good Lord created Adam and Eve. Here is the honest to God’s truth on the origin of man:

__And the Lord God formed man of the dust of the ground, and breathed into his nostrils the breath of life; and man became a living being (Genesis 2:7). And the Lord God caused a deep sleep to fall on Adam, and he slept; He took one of his ribs, and closed up the flesh in its place. Then the rib which the Lord God had taken from man He made into a woman, and He brought her to the man (Genesis 2:21,22).

God created man in his own image. Monkeys and now rats … that’s blasphemy! The world is millions of years old … that’s absurd! According to biblical scholars, the world is 6,000 years old and that is based on the word of God, not on a bunch of heathen studies.

Stony Brook University? That’s the place which on December 31, 1967 gave birth to the drug addled Yippie movement. Dr. O’Leary and her team must be direct descendants of those brain addled Yippies. That would explain their conclusions about the origin of man.

The Godless scientists are doing the work of the devil. May Dr. O’Leary and her team suffer damnation and forever roast in Hell! Amen!

1 comment:

bob walsh said...

I have reached an accomodation with fundamnentalist Christians. I promise to not think in their churches if they promise not to pray in my schools.