Wednesday, February 13, 2013

THE ZOMBIES ARE COMING … WELL, NOT REALLY

By Bob Walsh

PACOVILLA Corrections blog
February 12, 2013

Hackers got into the Emergency Alert System of KRTV in Great Falls, Montana yesterday and broadcast an emergency alert stating that reanimated corpses were rising from their graves in several areas of Montana. The alert said that the zombies were attacking living people and that they were extremely dangerous. Views were urged not to approach zombies.

There were in fact no zombies. Just in case you were wondering. Of course the past is no guarantee of the future. Remember, you need head shots to kill zombies. Multiple hits from small-caliber weapons will do the job or one good shot from a large-caliber weapon, rifle or shotgun will usually do the trick. Just for future reference.

I would suggest they check with Orson Welles for likely suspects, but he has been dead for quite some time. Then again……

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