The Unconventional Gazette
August 28, 2013
Last Wednesday a passenger in a taxi heading for LaGuardia Airport leaned over to ask the driver a question and gently tapped him on the shoulder to get his attention.
The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb, knocked over a fire hydrant and stopped just inches short of crashing into a pizzeria.
For a few minutes everything was silent in the cab, then the shaking driver said "Are you OK? I'm so sorry, but you scared the shit out of me."
The badly shaken passenger apologized to the driver and said, "I didn't realize that a mere tap on the shoulder would startle someone so badly."
The driver replied, "No, no, I'm the one who is sorry, it's entirely my fault. Today is my very first day driving a cab. I've been driving a hearse for 25 years."
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