Wednesday, August 24, 2016

A FRIENDLY SUGGESTION FOR DONALD TRUMP

By Bob Walsh

Dear Mr. Trump,

Calling my home 2-3 times EVERY FUCKING DAY with a recorded message telling me how wonderful you are and how horrible Hillary is does not help your position, at least with me. You have clogged up my answering machine and woke my ass up when I wanted to sleep.

YOU ARE PISSING ME OFF!

Please knock it off. Once or twice a week is more than adequate to impress me with how fucking wonderful you are in compassion to Hillary. My lady-friend’s Collie would be a better president than Hillary so that is a pretty low bar, but still…

Please cool it with the phone calls. You are just making me angry.

Thanks.

Bob Walsh

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