by Bob Walsh
The
production company that is doing the next James Bond flick has said
categorically that the new James Bond has NOT yet been picked. It is
hard to say if they just want to keep some public interest going for the
franchise or if they really haven't made their pick yet, but it gives
people something to fight about besides the damn election.
EDITOR'S NOTE: I hear the next Bond movie will be about Jane Bond, agent 008. And she will be a black agent. The new Bond movie will feature a lot of guys in speedos. The producers are looking at rappers Megan Thee Stallion or Cardi B to play the lead role.
2 comments:
I read that Bruce Jenner has been picked for the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition and will be the next Jane Bond. Upon hearing this Elton John vomited on his piano. Kamala Harris, who has had more balls hit her chin than Babe Ruth applauded the announcement.
Actually according to the original books they were up to 0011. There were three 00 numbers at any one time.
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