By Bob Walsh
A person or persons unknown forced his way into the
Pelosi residence in the Pacific Heights district of San Francisco in the
wee hours of Friday morning and thumped Paul Pelosi, 82, a few times
with a hammer. Mrs. Pelosi (who is under Secret Service protection as
the #3 in the presidential succession) was in D.C. at the time. The U.
S. Capital Police California Field Office (which apparently exists
solely to provide police services to Nancy Pelosi) responded along with
the FBI, SFPD, DHS and Coast Guard. (I am joking about the Coast
Guard. I think.)
Donald
Trump had nothing to do with it, but it will be interesting to see if
anybody picks it up. My personal suspicion is that it was a Green
Nutter who is pissed that Pelosi's husband drives a Porsche instead of a
Prius.
EDITOR'S NOTE: I wouldn't make jest of something so serious.
2 comments:
I would, but I am tacky and tasteless.
FURTHER INFO:. The nutter was still there swinging his hammer when the cops showed up and took him into custody. If it was any other victim the guy would have gotten a desk ticket and been release on misdemeanor charges of mopery and bunbaryism. He is facing charges of ADW, attempted murder, elder abuse and several other felony charges. I guess if you are rich and your wife is a big democrat-socialist political figure the cops and DA take it seriously.
bunbaryism? Nice. Had to look it up.
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