TEXAS DEPUTY SHERIFF vs. NEW YORK LAWYER
A lawyer from New York runs a stop sign in Texas and gets pulled over by a sheriff’s deputy. He thinks that he is smarter than the deputy because he is a New York lawyer and is certain that he has a better education then any cop from Texas. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the deputy's expense.
The deputy says 'Sir, I need to see your driver’s license and proof of insurance.'
'What for?,' asks the lawyer...
The deputy says 'Sir, you didn't come to a complete stop at the stop sign.'
Then the lawyer says 'I slowed down, and no one was coming.'
'You still didn't come to a complete stop,’ says the deputy. ‘License and insurance, please.'
The lawyer asks 'What's the difference?'
'The difference is you have to come to complete stop, that's the law. License and insurance, please!,' the Deputy repeats..
The lawyer says 'If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I'll give you my license and you give me the ticket... If not, you let me go and don't give me the ticket.'
'That sounds fair. Please exit your vehicle, sir,' the deputy says.
After the lawyer got out of his car, the deputy takes out his nightstick, starts beating the shit out of him, and asks 'Do you want me to stop or just slow down?'
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