A FLY IN THE COFFEE
What happens when a fly falls into a coffee cup?
The Italian - throws the cup and walks away in a fit of rage.
The Frenchman - takes out the fly, and drinks the coffee.
The Chinese - eats the fly and throws away the coffee.
The Russian - drinks the coffee with the fly, since it was extra, no charge.
The American - takes the coffee with the fly to a lawyer and they file a $10 million lawsuit against the coffee house.
The Israeli - sells the coffee to the Frenchman, the fly to the Chinese, buys himself a new cup of coffee and uses the extra money to invent a device that prevents flies from falling into coffee.
The Palestinian - blames the Israeli for the fly falling into his coffee, protests the act of aggression to the UN, takes a loan from the European Union to buy a new cup of coffee and uses the money to purchase explosives. And then he blows up the coffee house where the Italian, Frenchman, Chinese, Russian and American are all trying to get the Israeli to give away his cup of coffee to the Palestinian.
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