The Unconventional Gazette
July 11, 2012
CAPTIONS FROM FOUR BRITISH NEWSPAPER CARTOONS
Obama: Instead of sending troops to guard the Arizona border, we sent signs warning about the area controlled by the Mexican drug cartels!
Reporter: Using that same logic, wouldn’t it make sense to take away your Secret Service agents and surround you with signs that say “Please Don’t Shoot The President”?
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Report on TV news broadcast: The President arrived in Europe for the Economic Summit with an unprecedented entourage of over 500 people, including his personal chef, hairdresser, make-up people, writers, a man to play basketball with, and 12 teleprompters. The President is there to convince the world that America is going to be more thrifty.
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Obama: To cut the budget, I’m killing funds for the Mexican border fence, and also killing funds which pay to put illegal aliens in jail.
Reporter: And what will you do with the money you save?
Obama: We’ll hire more teachers who speak Spanish. For some reason, we just seem to need more and more of ‘em!
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Man: Say, did you hear that the Obama administration is sending stimulus checks to a lot of dead people?
Woman: Well it’s only fair…. After all, they voted for him!
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