The Unconventional Gazette
July 12, 2013
Police in Detroit announced the discovery of an arms cache of 200 semi-automatic rifles with 25,000 rounds of ammunition, 120 pounds of heroin, 5 million in forged US banknotes, 25 trafficked Korean prostitutes and 17 bodies buried in a makeshift grave in the cellar -- all in a semi-detached house behind the Public Library on Woodward Avenue.
Local residents were stunned. A community spokesman said, "We're all shocked. We never knew we had a library."
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