Friday, June 19, 2015

BRIAN WILLIANS AT THE FRONT LINES

The anchor of NBC Nightly News for 10 years has been dumped into MSNBC after telling a bunch of whoppers about himself while broadcasting the news

By Pamela Putz

The Unconventional Gazette
June 19, 2015

Brian Williams was the anchor and managing editor of NBC Nightly News for 10 years until he got caught lying about being in a helicopter over Iran which nearly got shot down. He was suspended for six month and has been dumped into the uber left-wing MSNBC where he will join such luminaries as ultra-leftie Rachel Maddow and fellow phony Al Sharpton.

Here are some of the whoppers Williams told on the NBC Nightly News:

I witnessed the resurrection of Jesus.

I was no more than 10 feet from Julius caesar as the Roman senators stabbed him to death.

I accompanied Columbus on his voyage to the new world.

I was shot at during the Battle of Waterloo.

I accompanied Pickett during his charge at Gettysburg.

I helped write Lincoln’s Gettysburg Address.

I accompanied Gen. Robert E. Lee to Appomattox for the surrender to Gen. Ulysses S. Grant.

I nearly got shot when I accompanied Teddy Roosevelt’s Rough Riders during the Battle of San Juan Hill.

I was in the trenches with the French during the Battle of Verdun.

I helped deliver the Dionne Quintuplets.

I landed at Omaha Brach with the 1st Infantry Division.

I was standing next to Joe Rosenthal when he took his famous picture of the flag raising on top of Iwo Jima’s Mt. Suribachi.

I was on the Enola Gay when it dropped the atomic bomb on Hiroshima.

I was on the U.S.S. Missouri when the Japanese surrendered to MacArthur.

I accompanied the US Eighth Army during its long retreat from the Yahoo River.

I was with the U.S. Marines during the Battle of Huế.

I got hit by a brick during the Rodney King riot.

I rode with the Hells Angels.

I escorted Monica Lewinsky to and from the White House so she could service President Clinton in the Oval Office.

I was with SEAL Team 6 when it got Osama bin Laden.

Etc., etc., etc.

Please feel free to add any other whoppers you heard Williams tell.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Brian Williams claimed he taught Michael Jackson how to moon walk!

bob walsh said...

The one about the Rodney King riot is true. I threw the brick at that turkey myself.