Friday, November 20, 2020

GOD-EMPEROR ORDERS CURFEW IN CALIFORNIA

by Bob Walsh


Gavin Newsom, the God-Emperor of the formerly great state of California, has decreed that a 2200-0500 curfew shall be in effect in all of the counties in California that are in the Violet (or maybe it's Cyan or Lavender, I'm not sure) tier of plague.  That is 41 counties at the moment.  The order specifies that it can be enforced by local law enforcement.  It isn't real clear from the little bit I have read what the enforcement action is.  Perhaps they will cite you.  Perhaps they will Taser you and put you in your trunk with a dead cat for the rest of the evening.  It isn't real clear.

The Sheriff of Sacramento County has already announced that his deputies will NOT be enforcing any curfew.  He is suggesting that anybody who is bothered by somebody breaking curfew should call the Dept. of Public Health for enforcement action.  Sacramento is one of the counties on double-secret probation or whatever the hell the most restrictive level of plague is this week.

1 comment:

Trey said...

Double Secret Probation? I like that. Animal House, 1978.