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April 1, 2025
Us Marines are pictured landing on a beach in Greenland on Tuesday morning, April 1, 2025
US Marines landed on a beach near Greenland's capital city Nuuk on Tuesday morning. They did not meet any resistance until they entered Nuuk. A brief battle ensued with the capital city's 36-man police force.
The brave Nuuk cops with their pistols were no match against the Marines with their powerful weaponry. They surrendered after seven of them were killed and 17 wounded. The Marines did not suffer any casualties.
President Trump watches the Marines in action in Greenland
President trump called it "Liberation Day" for Greenland. "From now on Greenland will be a territory of the United States," the President declared.
This is an ongoing event and we will report the details as they come in.
2 comments:
April Fools DAy. (I HOPE)
Those Marines are not dressed for Greenland Assault. April Fools!
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