Wednesday, April 25, 2012

SMART DOG, STUPID BITCH

The car chase lasted an hour and when through the parolee’s neighborhood where he slowed down to let his girlfriend jump on the van. A PIT maneuver is one in which a police car taps the back corner of a fleeing motor vehicle, causing it to lose control.

Hey, this would make a good movie starring a couple of dipshits, with Mel Gibson playing the parolee and Lindsay Lohan as his girlfriend.

PAROLEE BANK ROBBER TAKES GIRLFRIEND ON A WILD RIDE
By Bob Walsh

PACOVILLA Corrections blog
April 24, 2012

A former guest of the state robbed the First Financial Credit Union in Whittier this morning and lead the cops on a chase.

The real interesting part is his girlfriend got on board for the ride about half-way through the chase, hanging onto the outside of the minivan on the freeway and crawling in through a window while the vehicle was moving. She was hanging on the outside when the cops pitted the van.

The van eventually stopped and the woman got out but the man refused to. He had already ditched his gun so the cops sent Rambo, a K-9 officer, into the van to persuade him. It worked.

Police dog 1, parolee zero, girlfriend 1/2 point for tenacity but -1 point for stupidity.

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