Wednesday, October 10, 2012


By Adolf der Schweinehund

The Unconventional Gazette
October 9, 2012

I bought a new Ford F250 Tri-Flex Fuel Truck. It runs on either hydrogen, gasoline, or E85. A week ago I returned to the dealer because I couldn't get the radio to work.

The service technician explained that the radio was voice activated. 'Nelson,' the technician said to the radio. The radio replied, 'Ricky or Willie?'

'Willie!' he continued and 'On The Road Again' came from the speakers.

Then he said, 'Ray Charles!', and in an instant 'Georgia On My Mind' replaced Willie Nelson.

I drove away happy, and for the next few days, every time I'd say, 'Beethoven,' I'd get beautiful classical music, and if I said, 'Beatles,' I'd get one of their awesome songs.

Yesterday, some jerk ran a red light and nearly creamed my new truck, but I swerved in time to avoid him.

I yelled, 'Asshole!'

Immediately the radio responded with:

'Ladies and gentlemen, Barack Obama, the President of The United States.'

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