The Unconventional Gazette
October 18, 2012
George, the leader of a biker gang, a big burly man of 53, gets off his Harley, walks through a group of gawkers, past the State Troopers, and asks the young woman standing at the edge of a cliff, "What are you doing?"
She says, "I'm going to commit suicide."
While he didn't want to appear "sensitive," he didn't want to miss a be-a-legend opportunity either, so he asked, "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"
So, with no hesitation at all, she leaned back over the railing and did just that.
It was a long, deep, lingering kiss followed immediately by another one. After they finished, George gets approval from his biker-buddies, the onlookers, and even the State Troopers, and says, "Wow! That was the best kiss I have ever had Honey! That's a real talent you're wasting, Sugar. You could be famous if you rode with me. Why do you want to commit suicide?"
"My parents don't like me dressing up like a girl."
The State Troopers are now investigating whether he jumped or was pushed.
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