The Unconventional Gazette
August 16, 2013
Allen Greenberg, the head of a brokerage house, gave Ellen Ross, his secretary a very expensive pen as a gift for her 10th anniversary on the job. She sent him a 'Thank you note' by email.
The email said:
"Allen, your penis wonderful. I enjoyed using it last night. It has extra ordinary smooth flow, and a firm stroke. Initially its tip had to be licked to bring it to working order. I loved its perfect size and grip. Felt like I was in heaven when using it. I've always desired it and you fulfilled my wish. Thanks so much. Ellen"
Mrs. Greenberg found the email and, after reading it, threw Allen out of their home and filed for divorce.
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