Monday, October 12, 2020

PLAGUE REPORT UPDATE FROM STOCKTON, CA

The Perils Of Inside Dining

by Bob Walsh

The plague situation in San Joaquin County has improved enough now that our fearless leader, Gavin (I Hate Guns) Newsom is graciously allowing a modest amount of indoor dining at restaurants within the county.  

So, on Friday evening these two guys were having dinner at the Black Bear Dinner in Lodi.  They got into a disagreement about something or other and one of the dinners, Robert Andrino, 34, or Carmichael, pulls out a toad sticker and stabs his dining companion to death.  A well-meaning but maybe not very smart customer tried to disarm Andrino and got cut up a bit for his trouble, though not critically.  

Andrino made no attempt to flee and was arrested by the local constabulary.  He is actually being held in custody.  I guess the jail overcrowding has not gotten so bad that they are automatically kicking out murder suspects unless they are also BLM members, in which case they usually get a freebie.

I heard the argument was over whether or not Kamala Harris is "authentically Black" but that could be an evil rumor started by Donald Trump.  He does shit like that you know.

1 comment:

Trey Rusk said...

I ate at a Black Bear Diner in Monterrey several years ago. It had a good breakfast menu. A Hostess asked if she could take my windbreaker but I was packing "Minnie Pearl" under it and didn't want to surprise any California Pacifists. Peace be with you.