Sunday, May 31, 2009

30 DALLAS COPS ASSAULTED

Do you want an illustration of how dangerous police work can be? Well, about 30 Dallas cops have been assaulted by the same two dangerous culprits and no arrests have been made yet. And who are these perps?

The two perps are mockingbirds who built a nest by the police station and are guarding their brood. Anyone, cops and civilians alike, who walks to and from the police station is attacked. The ferocious birds deliberately dive onto the torsos and heads of pedestrians, occasionally biting them. The attacks are relentless. So far, at least 30 cops have been assaulted.

The mockingbird is the State Bird of Texas and now we know why. Like all true Texans, these birds know no fear. They will protect their territory against a well-armed and much bigger, stronger enemy. Those mockingbirds must be right-wingers because left-wingers, in their timidity, would never dare to do that.

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