Friday, May 15, 2009

WATER AND WINE COMPARED

Sent to me by my good friend Jay:

To all those who enjoy a glass of wine.. . and those who don't.

As Ben Franklin said, "In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, and in water there is bacteria."

In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. coli) - bacteria found in feces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.

However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila,rum, whisky or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health.

Therefore, it's better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shit.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information because I'm doing this as a public service.

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