My friend Audrey suggests we put seniors in need of constant care in jail and criminals in nursing homes. That way we would be helping seniors and punishing criminals.
SENIORS
Seniors would have access to showers, hobbies, and walks, they'd receive unlimited free prescriptions, dental and medical treatment, wheel chairs etc. and they'd receive money instead of paying it out.
They would have constant video monitoring, so they could be helped instantly, if they fell, or needed assistance. Bedding would be washed twice a week, and all clothing would be ironed and returned to them.
A guard would check on them every 20 minutes, and bring their meals and snacks to their cell. They would have family visits in a suite built for that purpose.
They would have access to a library, weight room, spiritual counselling, pool, and education, simple clothing, shoes, slippers, P. J.'s and legal aid would be free, on request.
Private, secure rooms for all, with an exercise outdoor yard, with gardens.
Each senior would have a TV, Radio and daily phone calls, and access to a computer if capable of using one.
There would be a review board, to hear complaints. The guards would have a code of conduct that would be strictly adhered to.
CRIMINALS
The criminals would get cold food, be left all alone most of the time and when supervised, it will be by aides who don’t give a shit because they hate their jobs. Lights off at 8 pm and showers once a week.
Live in a tiny room and pay $5000.00 per month with no hope of ever getting out.
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