Sunday, January 30, 2011

HOLD ON AND BEAR IT

The other day, a man went to a Dentist's office to have a tooth pulled.

The Dentist takes out a syringe and needle to administer an anesthetic.

"No way! No needles! I hate needles," the man said.

The Dentist starts to hook up the laughing gas and the man immediately objected.

"I can't do the gas thing either; the thought of having the gas mask on is suffocating me!”

The Dentist then asks the man if he has any objection to taking a pill.

"No objection," the man said. "I'm fine with pills."

The Dentist then returns and says, "Here, take this Viagra tablet."

The man, almost at a loss for words, said in amazement, "WOW! I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain killer."

"It doesn't," said the Dentist. "But it will give you something to hold on to when I pull your tooth."

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