STATISTICS ON AIRPORT PAT-DOWN SCREENINGS FOR THE YEAR 2010 FROM THE TRANSPORTAION SECURITY AGENCY
Terrorist Plots Discovered 0
Transvestites 133
Hernias 1,485
Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172
Incontinence 6,418
Enlarged Prostates 8,249
Breast Implants 59,350
Natural Blondes 3
EDITOR’S NOTE: Thanks to Jim Higgins for this great tonge-in-cheek take on t he ridiculous pat-downs at our airports.
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