Sunday, January 09, 2011

IMPORTANT TSA DATA

STATISTICS ON AIRPORT PAT-DOWN SCREENINGS FOR THE YEAR 2010 FROM THE TRANSPORTAION SECURITY AGENCY

Terrorist Plots Discovered 0

Transvestites 133

Hernias 1,485

Hemorrhoid Cases 3,172

Incontinence 6,418

Enlarged Prostates 8,249

Breast Implants 59,350

Natural Blondes 3


EDITOR’S NOTE: Thanks to Jim Higgins for this great tonge-in-cheek take on t he ridiculous pat-downs at our airports.

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