Friday, October 28, 2011

JEHOVAH'S WITNESS

So, I'm sitting in the den the other day when there's a knock on the front door.

Having nothing better to do, I went to the door to find a young well-dressed man standing there who said: "Hello sir, I'm a Jehovah's Witness."

Still having nothing better to do, I said: “Come in and make yourself comfortable.” I offered him a soft drink and asked: "What would you like to talk about?"

He responded: “Beats the shit out of me, I've never gotten this far before.”

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