I was driving home the other day worrying about all the stuff going on in Washington and how my marriage was falling apart ‘cause I’ve been out of work and haven’t been able to find another job, when I saw a yard sign that said:
NEED HELP?
CALL JESUS
1-800-005-3787
When I got home, out of curiosity and desperation, I called that number. The answering machine asked me to leave my name and address, which I did. 15 minutes later a Mexican with a lawnmower showed up.
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