Wednesday, November 14, 2012

BOOZE IT UP FOR A HEALTHIER LIFE

The Unconventional Gazette
November 13, 2012

In a number of carefully controlled scientific trials, researchers have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli (E. Coli) bacteria found in feces.

In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop a year.

However, we do not run that risk when drinking beer, wine, tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquors because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.

Remember: Water = Poop, Booze = Clean

Therefore, it is far better to drink beer, wine, etc., and get shitfaced, than to drink water and be full of shit.

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