Israel Hayom
November 16, 2012
The CIA decided to train the perfect spy and plant him in Moscow. The best teachers taught him Russian language, culture and dress. After four years of preparation, he knew every possible detail of a Russian citizen’s life.
When the agent landed in Moscow, he told a police officer at passport control, in perfect Russian, “I’m happy to come home to Russia.” The Russian police officer answered in English, “But you’re a spy from the CIA.”
The agent left the airport, got into a taxi, and spoke to the driver in perfect Russian.
The taxi driver answered in English, “Ah, you’re a spy from the CIA.”
When they reached the hotel, the man spoke to the doorman in perfect Russian and got yet another answer in English: “You’re a spy from the CIA.”
This time, the man asked the doorman, “My clothes are from Moscow and my Russian is perfect. So why are people saying right away that I’m an American spy?”
The doorman burst out laughing. “You’re black and six feet tall.”
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