FLIGHT MH17: CONSPIRACY THEORIES POP UP ON THE INTERNET

It did not take long for the conspiracy theorists to crawl out of the woodworks with their take on the downed Malaysia Airlines Flight MH17

Here are some of the theories put forth:

Obama did it: President Obama intended to kill Putin, but the missile shot by the U.S. hit another plane that was near the flight path of the Russian leader’s plane.

The CIA did it: No explanation is necessary since the CIA always does it.

The Illuminati did it: The secret society shot down the plane as part of their plot to establish a new world order. The Illuminati chose Flight MH17 because of its links to the number seven. It was a Boing 777 that made its maiden flight on July 17, 1997, exactly 17 years ago to the day. July is the seventh month of 2014 and by adding up 2+0+1+4 you get seven.

Christine Lagarde did it: The managing director of the International Monetary Fund (IMF) used the occult to down the plane. She gave a speech on numerology to the National Press Club in Washington, D.C. last January in which she emphasized the number seven. More of that Illuminati numerology crap.

This Malaysian Airlines plane was actually the same one that disappeared over the Indian Ocean last March: The theorists do not explain how this could happen.

The Jews did it to start World War III: No explanation is necessary since the Jews are always blamed.

The Rothschilds did it: More of those damn Jews. The theorists believe the Rosthschilds downed the plane over something to do with BRICS (Brazil, Russia, India, China and South Africa) Development Bank and the end of the U.S. dollar.

The Zionists did it: The Zionists, more of those damn Jews, had the plane shot down as part of their plot to control the world. The Arabs must love this theory.

The Israelis did it to draw attention away from their slaughter of Palestinians in Gaza: Still more of those damn Jews. The Israeli’s shot the plane down shortly after they killed four little Palestinian boys playing on a Gaza beach and a day before their ground forces invaded Gaza.

The passports of victims pictured in the news were planted at the crash scene: The pictured passports were in such ‘pristine’ conditions that there is no way they could have been on the plane when it crashed.

CNN did it to increase its ratings: CNN increased its ratings with extensive coverage of Malaysia Airlines Flight MH370’s disappearance over the Indian Ocean. CNN had Flight MH7 shot down so that extensive coverage of this tragedy would further increase the network’s ratings.

As far as I'm concerned, the last one cannot be topped!