$60,000 worth of damage done to kill one little spider
In West Seattle on Tuesday, a yet to be identified man used a can of spray paint and a lighter to make a makeshift blowtorch which he used to kill a spider in the laundry room, but in the process he started a blaze that did $60,000 worth of damage to the house he was renting. He tried to douse the flames with water but the fire spread quickly to the attic of his home. He and his mother barely escaped with their lives.
Kyle Moore, a spokesman for the Seattle Fire Department, told the Associated Press that “There are safer, more effective ways to kill a spider than using fire. Fire is not the method to use to kill a spider.” No shit!
Fire officials do not believe the spider survived since the wall it was on was engulfed in flames.
What we seem to have here is a renter who is either a very stupid human or a very brilliant ape. Or just maybe we have a man who tried to kill a spider while enjoying his legal (in Washington) recreational marijuana.
1 comment:
I wonder if the dumb bastard had renters insurance?
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