Monday, July 21, 2014

SADIE POPPED ED FOR FAILING TO EJACULATE ENOUGH

A Michigan woman has been released on bail after being convicted of shooting her married lover of 15 years because she got ‘pissed off’ when he did not perform adequately during sex

Sadie Bell, 58, of Southfield, Michigan had a 15-year affair with Edward Lee, 60, her married lover. On July 28, 2013, Sadie and Ed were in the sack having sex at her apartment. Apparently Ed was petered out because he barely ejaculated. That led Sadie to believe ole Ed was cheating on her. So, a pissed off Sadie got her gun and shot poor Ed in his tummy.

Ed spent five weeks in the hospital and underwent major surgeries for damage to his pancreas, colon, liver and kidney.

According to Oakland County Chief Assistant Prosecutor Paul Walton, “She stated that she knew he was having an affair because he wasn’t producing enough ejaculate. She also said to the police some very graphic things about how she expected him to perform, she was a cheap date, she liked sex, she expected him to be able to do what he’s promised; and she said, in essence, to quote her, she was pissed off, so she shot him.”

In April, Sadie was convicted of assault with intent to do great bodily harm and received a sentence of 20 months to 10 years, plus another two years on a gun possession charge. Her attorney informed the court that he will appeal her conviction and asked that she be released on bail. The court granted the request and Sadie was released Thursday on $10,000 bail.

Walton had opposed her release on bail. He contended that Sadie was a risk to the public because, in addition to shooting Ed, back in 1991 she also shot her then husband. No charges were brought against her in that shooting because her husband refused to testify against her.

I think this case should make the Annals of Criminal Justice. Here we have a woman who got pissed off because a 60-year old fart that was cheating on his wife cheated on her.

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