The Unconventional Gazette
September 9, 2014
A man was sitting alone on a blanket at a British beach. He had no arms and no legs.
Three women, one from England, one from Wales, and the other from Scotland, were walking past and felt sorry for the poor man.
The English woman said "Have you ever had a hug?"
The man said "No," so she gave him a hug and walked on.
The Welsh woman said "Have you ever had a kiss?"
The man said "No," so she gave him a kiss and walked on.
The Scottish woman came to him and said "Ave ya ever been fucked laddie?"
The man broke into a big smile and said "No".
She said "Aye, well ya will be when the tide comes in."
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