The Unconventional Gazette
October 8, 2014
A police officer was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well. However, he kept feeling something pulling at his crotch hairs.
Worried that he might have had a second surgery that the doctors hadn't told him about, he finally got enough courage to pull his hospital gown up so he could see what was making him so uncomfortable.
Taped firmly across his pubic hair and genitals were three very wide strips of heavy duty Gorilla Tape, the duct tape that doesn't come off easily... if at all.
Written on the Gorilla Tape in bold black letters was the sentence:
"Get well soon, from the nurse in the red Ford Mustang you pulled over and cited last week."
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