Always quick to best one another, Donald Trump claimed he was better at ice fishing than Crooked Hillary.
Hillary Clinton immediately tool up the challenge, chirping “Anything that jerk can do, I can do better.”
So, when the November election day was close at hand, the two presidential candidates agreed to a week-long ice fishing contest. Whoever caught the most fish at the end of the week would have something else to slam the other one with.
They agreed a remote frozen lake in northern Wisconsin would be the ideal place. No observers on the fishing grounds, but both candidates would need to have their catches verified and counted each evening at 5pm.
After Day 1, Trump returned with a total of 10 fish, Hillary came back with nothing.
Day 2 finished, and Trump caught another 15 fish, but Hillary once again came back with nothing.
That night, Hillary and her team decided that Trump had to be a “low-life, cheating son of a bitch.”
Instead of fishing on Day 3, Hillary and her close aide Huma Abedin were just going to follow Trump to spy on him and figure out how he was cheating.
Day 3 finished up and Trump had an incredible day, adding another 25 fish to his total.
That night, Hillary and Huma got the team got together for the report on how Donald was cheating. Huma said, “I’ve had experience with a cheating son of a bitch, but I’ll let Hillary tell you what we discovered.”
Hillary stood up and said, “You are not going to believe this, but that jerk is cutting holes in the ice.”
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