Wednesday, September 04, 2019

PEGGING OUT THE STINK-O-METER

by Bob Walsh

Kenneth Jernigan, 36, may be either the unluckiest or most stupid sonofabitch in Georgia.

Jernigan was cooking. He was holding a kitchen knife. He decided to hug his triplet brother, Kevin. He did not put down the knife first. You can guess the rest.

Kenneth is current a guest of the county. He and his brothers are all "known to the police." The incident happened about a week ago. Kenneth has pleaded not guilty.

The third triplet, Keith, was allegedly not home at the time of the "accident" but arrived home prior to the cops arrival.

1 comment:

Trey Rusk said...

Hi. This is my brother Darrell and this is my other brother Darrell.