Thursday, September 05, 2019

PRINCE HARRY LECTURES US ABOUT FUCKING UP THE OZONE WHILE HE FUCKS UP THE OZONE WITH HIS PRIVATE JET FLIGHTS

PIERS MORGAN: Hypocrite Harry needs to get off his high horse and stop preaching this 'do as I say not as I do' nonsense - it's making him a laughing stock

Daily Mail
September 4, 2019

It's almost beyond parody that 'every footprint counts' Harry would respond to all the negative press surrounding his recent orgy of private jet use by flying to Holland to lecture us all yet again about how to protect the environment. Yet there he was, back at his favorite preaching pulpit, banging on about the urgent need for all of us to stop damaging the ozone layer with our horribly selfish carbonated boots.

Honestly, as I watched Harry's stern-faced sermon, my mind went back to all those U.S. pastors from Jim Bakker to Ted Haggard who raged away about sins of the flesh whilst simultaneously partaking in the same sins with Biblical scale enthusiasm.

I've no idea who's advising him at the moment, or rather whose advice he's listening to - though I can hazard a pretty good guess it's someone in very close proximity to his royal boudoir speaking in an American accent - but he's getting it horribly wrong.

He knows how the royal game is played; he's grown up in it all his life. And he must surely see that this current 'do as we say, not as we do' strategy is going down like a lead balloon? If not, someone should tell him sharpish.

EDITOR'S NOTE: 60 per cent of Harry's flights with Meghan since they wed have been private ozone damaging jets.

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