VEGAN SUES FISH GRILLER

by Bob Walsh

Cilla Carden is a resident of Australia, and is a vegan. Her neighbor on occasion actually has the effrontery to cook fish and even MEAT on a BBQ.

Ms. Carden is so bothered and offended that she has filed suit against her neighbors to stop the activity.

She took her case to the State Administrative Tribunal and the Supreme Court. They both told her to have a Foster's and some fish and chips and go fuck herself.