Sunday, March 16, 2025

NOW I AM RICH

By Bob Walsh

 

Kristi Noem is no stranger to the attacks that come with being a conservative woman in politics, Jacques writes.

"Bob darling, all you have to do is give me your bank info."

 

I got a very nice email today, from Kristi Noem.  She told me that just because Donald Trump thinks I am a nice guy he is giving me $9.5 million of his own money.  All I have to do is give Kristi my bank info and it will be direct deposited.  I think that is damn nice of her.

It is kind of odd that she is such a crappy writer and sends her personal email from Nigeria, but I am confident it's fine.  She wouldn't lie about something like that.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

LOL!

Anonymous said...

I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a million today.