By Bob Walsh

"Bob darling, all you have to do is give me your bank info."
I got a very nice email today,
from Kristi Noem. She told me that just because Donald Trump thinks I
am a nice guy he is giving me $9.5 million of his own money. All I have
to do is give Kristi my bank info and it will be direct deposited. I
think that is damn nice of her.
It
is kind of odd that she is such a crappy writer and sends her personal
email from Nigeria, but I am confident it's fine. She wouldn't lie
about something like that.
2 comments:
LOL!
I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a million today.
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