Sunday, April 13, 2025

IT IS APPARENTLY ILLEGAL TO FUCK IN A CEMETERY IN FLORIDA

By Bob Walsh

 

 Stephanie Wegman and Joseph Brown were allegedly busted having sex on a grave in a historic Florida cemetery. Florida Highway Patrol

Stephanie Wegman 


Stephanie Wegman, 46, is facing charges for engaging in sexual activity in the Wild Cow Prairie Cemetery near Bushnell, in Bushnell County, Florida. 

A state trooper stopped at the inactive cemetery (no intake since 1920) to his dog could take a wiz when he noticed an unsecured vehicle with no people obviously in attendance.  The cemetery is not abandoned and local family and the local historical preservation society keep it up.  As the trooper approached he saw a man and a woman playing hide the salami towards the rear of the cemetery.  Other cops showed up and witnessed the show.

They found meth, Xnax and Oxy in the car.  They charged the woman for the drugs.  Neither was charged with fucking in the cemetery.  I am however supposing there is a legal issue as that is what gave the cops cause to investigate. 

1 comment:

Anonymous said...

Just being seen with her ugly dope using ass should be a crime.