Texas is the capital punishment capitol of the world and Houston is the death penalty capitol of Texas because it sends more murderers to death row than any other jurisdiction in the state. And now Houston has been bestowed with another honor - it has become the boob boosting capitol of the world.
The Houston Chronicle reports that according to Houston plastic surgeon Dr. Franklin Rose, the Bayou City boasts the most breast implants per capita in the world. The average implant in the 1980s measured 275cc. (Cubic centimeters are the standard for liquid silicone measurement.) That’s equal to a small C cup. Patients are now requesting 350cc, a small D cup equivalent, Rose says.
My state’s reputation for executing scumbags makes me proud to be a Texan. And my city’s death penalty record coupled with its recognition for boosting them thar boobs makes me damn proud to be a Houstonian as well.
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