THE U.S. POSTAL SERVICE HONORS PRESIDENT OBAMA WITH A NEW STAMP

USPS finds that, in many cases, the stamp will not stick to envelopes

The Unconventional Gazette
August 3, 2012

WASHINGTON, D.C. – In February, the Postal Service created a stamp with a picture of President Obama on it.

The USPS noticed that the new stamp was not sticking to envelopes. This enraged the President, who demanded a full investigation.

After four months of extensive testing and $1.73 million in congressional spending, a special Presidential Commission presented the following findings:

1. The stamp is in perfect order.

2. There is nothing wrong with the glue.

3. People are spitting on the wrong side of the stamp.