GHOSTS IN THE WHITE HOUSE

The Unconventional Gazette
September 16, 2013

It’s 2017 and Hillary Clinton is sworn in as President. She has disposed of Bill and is spending her first night alone in the White House. She has waited several years for this!!

Suddenly the ghost of George Washington appears to her, and Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"

Washington says, "Never tell a lie."

"Ouch!" Says Hillary, "I don't know about that."

The next night, the ghost of Thomas Jefferson appears.

Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"

Jefferson says, "Listen to the people."

"Ohhh! I really really don't want to do that."

On the third night, the ghost of Andrew Jackson appears.

Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"

Jackson says, “Have Congress repeal Obamacare.”

“Ohhh no no! I don’t want to deprive Obama of his legacy.”

On the fourth night, the ghost of Abraham Lincoln appears.

Hillary says, "How can I best serve my country?"

Lincoln says, "Go to the theater."