The Unconventional Gazette
May 7, 2014
Students at a prestigious prep school’s English class were assigned to read 2 books, ‘James Cameron’s Titanic’ and ‘The Death of American Virtue’ by Ken Gormley, a book about the Monica Lewinsky scandal.
One student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!
The teacher gave him an A+ for this report:
Students at a prestigious prep school’s English class were assigned to read 2 books, ‘James Cameron’s Titanic’ and ‘The Death of American Virtue’ by Ken Gormley, a book about the Monica Lewinsky scandal.
One student turned in the following book report, with the proposition that they were nearly identical stories!
The teacher gave him an A+ for this report:
Titanic:…Cost - $29.99
DAV:……Cost - $29.99
Titanic:…Over 3 hours to read
DAV:……Over 3 hours to read
Titanic:…The story of Jack and Rose, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
DAV:……The story of Bill Clinton and Monica Lewinsky, their forbidden love, and subsequent catastrophe.
Titanic:…Jack is a starving artist.
DAV:.....Bill is a bullshit artist.
Titanic:…In one scene, Jack enjoys a good cigar.
DAV:.....Ditto for Bill.
Titanic:…During the ordeal, Rose's dress gets ruined.
DAV:.....Ditto for Monica.
Titanic:...Jack teaches Rose to spit.
DAV:......Let's not go there.
Titanic:…Rose gets to keep her jewelry.
DAV:......Monica' s forced to return her gifts.
Titanic:…Rose remembers Jack for the rest of her life.
DAV:......Clinton doesn't remember Jack.
Titanic:…Rose goes down on a vessel full of seamen.
DAV:…….Monica.. ooh, let's not go there, either.
Titanic:…Jack surrenders to an icy death.
DAV:.....Bill goes home to Hillary - basically the same thing.
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